Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...