How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...