Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...