Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...