Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...