On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!