What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
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Blonde quickies 81-100
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Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
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How do you clean a condom?
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Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...