What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...