Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...