Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...