Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...