What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...