Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...