So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...