Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!