Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...