Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...