The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...