Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...