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Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
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Woman’s translations
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My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
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Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
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