You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.