You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....