Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...