Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...