Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...