Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...