What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...