Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.