Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...