What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...