A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
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Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...