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You could feed them a lot faster
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Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Heaven Help Us
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Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Computers: Male or Female?
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Why I Brought Her Home
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
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An inscription problem
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The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.