Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...