Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp