lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...