Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...