When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...