Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...