M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...