Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...