Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...