Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...