I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...