Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...