Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...