Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...