Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...