A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...