Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...