Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...